This is a sad bit of news to share with you, but my inside sources reveal to me the possibility that Spring 2018 has been banned.
The Northeast has experienced three Northeasters this month. A fourth one may possibly be peeking behind the clouds to surprise us next week. There are several possible answers for this report:
- Weathermen’s attempts to take more camera time in the spotlight of television news.
- Mental health workers’ efforts to increase patient loads by treating those with SAD: Seasonal Affective Deficiency.
- Amazon’s drive to force retail stores out of business by destroying sales of spring clothing. They’ve even come up with the slogan “Keep wearing winter. It’s cozy, comfy and cuddly.”
There might be other possible explanations of why the northeast is suffering from our Worst Winter Weather.
Will you writers help us understand: please give us some reasons for our endless winter weather.